Bitcoin NFT White Paper – Free NFT’s for all

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BITCOIN NFT – Free NFT’s for all

Edgeworth Johnstone

Legal Disclaimer: This entire project is a work of conceptual art. No guarantees are offered. Involve yourself entirely at your own risk. It is fully expected that this work of conceptual art will amount to nothing, or less than nothing, for all involved. Email queries to dontcare@stuckism.co.uk where we don’t have an email account.

For the purpose of this document, NFT refers exclusively to Not the Fucking Turner Prize. Not the Fucking Turner Prize’s aren’t to be confused with non fungible tokens. Nothing in this document relates to non fungible tokens.

Abstract: Bitcoin Not the Fucking Turner prize (Bitcoin NFT) is a peer-to-peer awarding of Bitcoin NFT’s to those that carry out the simple following instructions. Further, much rarer, free NFT’s can also be claimed on execution of similar simple instructions. There are 4 types of NFT:

Bitcoin NFT – Limited edition of 1111
Turner Prize NFT – Limited edition of 111
Stuckism NFT – Limited edition of 11
The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists NFT – Limited edition of 1

All NFT’s mentioned above are free. They are issued via stuckism.co.uk website and can be acquired at no financial or material cost by anyone choosing to participate properly.

There will only ever be 1111 Bitcoin NFT’s. 111 Turner Prize NFT’s. 11 Stuckism NFT’s and 1 Other Muswell Hill Stuckists NFT.

Bitcoin NFT’s can be requested for free by any member of both the Stuckism Facebook Group and Edgeworth Johnstone’s OnlyFans. Anyone leaving the Stuckism Facebook group also forfeits ownership of all their NFT’s as does anyone who leaves Edgeworth Johnstone’s OnlyFans.

Each NFT is visibly numbered and are issued in numerical order. The earlier you successfully apply, the lower number you get.

All above mentioned NFT’s will be stored publicly on the stuckism.co.uk website, once allocated.

Owners are identified by their Facebook profile link being published with their NFT. Only 1 allocation of each NFT type per Facebook profile is allowed.

An owner of a Bitcoin NFT can apply for a free Turner Prize NFT, once their Bitcoin NFT is determined by the stuckism.co.uk founder to be healthy.

For a Bitcoin NFT to be deemed healthy:
Its stuckism.co.uk webpage must have received at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts and have been shared on the owners Facebook, Twitter and Reddit profiles. These shares must have received at least 11 likes or upvotes each, and have had at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts each.
Its Reddit post in the Bitcoin_NFT Reddit Community must have received at least 11 up votes and 11 crossposts to at least 11 different Reddit Communities (each of these Reddit Communities must have at least 11 members at the time of posting).
Its Pinterest post, linked to its stuckism.co.uk webpage, must have been pinned to at least 11 different users boards.
Its owner must be a paid member of Edgeworth Johnstone’s OnlyFans
If any of the above are deleted, bringing the total below 11, the NFT owner potentially forfeits all their NFT’s, except their Bitcoin NFT (at the discretion of the stuckism.co.uk founder).

An owner of a Turner Prize NFT can apply for a free Stuckism NFT, once their Turner Prize NFT is determined by the stuckism.co.uk founder to be healthy.

For a Turner Prize NFT to be deemed healthy:
Its stuckism.co.uk webpage must have received at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts and have been shared on the owners Facebook, Twitter and Reddit profiles. These shares must have received at least 11 likes or upvotes each, and have had at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts each.
Its Reddit post in the Bitcoin_NFT Reddit Community must have received at least 11 up votes and 11 crossposts to at least 11 different Reddit Communities (each of these Reddit Communities must have at least 11 members at the time of posting).
Its Pinterest post, linked to its stuckism.co.uk webpage, must have been pinned to at least 11 different users boards.
Its owner must be a paid member of Edgeworth Johnstone’s OnlyFans
If any of the above are deleted, bringing the total below 11, the NFT owner potentially forfeits all their NFT’s, except their Bitcoin NFT (at the discretion of the stuckism.co.uk founder).

An owner of a Stuckism NFT can apply for the free The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists NFT, once their Stuckism NFT is determined by the stuckism.co.uk founder to be healthy.

For a Stuckism NFT to be deemed healthy:
Its stuckism.co.uk webpage must have received at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts and have been shared on the owners Facebook, Twitter and Reddit profiles. These shares must have received at least 11 likes or upvotes each, and have had at least 11 comments from at least 11 different accounts each.
Its Reddit post in the Bitcoin_NFT Reddit Community must have received at least 11 up votes and 11 crossposts to at least 11 different Reddit Communities (each of these Reddit Communities must have at least 11 members at the time of posting).
Its Pinterest post, linked to its stuckism.co.uk webpage, must have been pinned to at least 11 different users boards.
Its owner must be a paid member of Edgeworth Johnstone’s OnlyFans
If any of the above are deleted, bringing the total below 11, the NFT owner potentially forfeits all their NFT’s, except their Bitcoin NFT (at the discretion of the stuckism.co.uk founder).

Please note: The above is subject to change without notice.

What are the cocks about?

12 Feb 2022 Edgeworth Johnstone Leave a comment

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*Karate kicking enemies in the face* – Still taken from *Porntrait Artist of the Year – Episode 3* source footage. Also featured in the film *Toe Wiggling Closeup* – both starring Edgeworth Johnstone as Karate Man

“What are the cocks about?” asks my articulate friend in the pub last night. I say they’re about nothing, so he says “I don’t understand it.” You made the puzzle and now want me to solve it, and claim to be its maker. No one asks what my paintings of farm animals are about. Or think my paintings of trees must be a statement about trees.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Fisting Outdoors by Edgeworth Johnstone – Porntrait Artist of the Year Episode 3

Here’s another example of the same thing, but on my painting Instagram (not my porn Instagram nor my Stuckism Instagram nor my music Instagram nor my Heckels Horse Instagram nor my Elbow Sisters Instagram:

“Your earlier work was better in my opinion I’m seeing a lot of this sexualized art recently and dont think much of it” Who’s painting sexualised paintings? A cock is a straight line with two round ones underneath. A bit like the eyes and nose. Anything else is your doing.

Enforcing the abstract within the figurative is basic Heckel’s Horse manifesto

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Why Stuckism is Nonsense

8 Feb 2022 Edgeworth Johnstone Leave a comment

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Anal fingering, dildo and cumming on feet are all dominant themes in Episode 2 of Porntrait Artist of the Year. Off the cuff jazz choreography typical of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists and their insightful take on the groundbreaking Stuckist manifesto of 1999. A manifesto the Muswell Hillians re-wrote to elimate the confusing and redundant inclusion of painting

Cumshot outdoors by Edgeworth Johnstone is the first painting from the Porntrait Artist of the Year series made available for sale. Currently £300 at Edgeworth’s offical porn site (edgeworthjohnstone.com).

But why? and why now?

Cumshot Outdoors by Edgeworth Johnstone – stuckism.co.uk – Episode 2’s winning porntrait

Artists who don’t porn aren’t artists. If it is the Stuckist’s duty to explore his/her neurosis and innocence, then it only stands to reason that it is also his/her duty to make and publish amateur gay porn. You can not enrich society with paint. If painting gave a shared form to individual experience and an individual form to shared experience, everyone would be googling it. People google porn because porn is Stuckism.

The Stuckist calls for an art that is alive with all aspects of human experience. Try getting that in a painting. It’s nonsense. Only The Other Muswell Stuckists get and do true Stuckism.

Below is the painting from Episode 2 of Porntrait Artist of the Year. If you want to buy it, it’s acrylic on unstretched canvas. Contact me for details on my porn site edgeworthjohnstone.com (over 18’s only).

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True Stuckism

4 Feb 2022 Edgeworth Johnstone Leave a comment

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Only one entrant, but Episode 1 of Porntrait Artist of the Year goes to Edgeworth Johnstone with the painting Men Pissing on Each Other. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists declare Stuckism, in its truest form, belongs to the world of solo amateur pornography, not painting, as the original Stuckists declared. Let not the brush silence the bodies scream. Who cares about the subtle differences between painting and illustration, sculpture and architecture, NFT’s and New Media? There aren’t any. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists accept painting as illustration, sculpture as architecture, a digital asset is only a digital asset. None are art. Art is exclusively porn. Stuckism as porn as Stuckism is porn.

Men Pissing on Each Other by Edgeworth Johnstone – stuckism.co.uk

The winning artwork of episode 1 wasn’t a painting, but the pornographic video of a pornographic painting being made. Very Turner Prize. In true Stuckist fashion, consider the Black Ivory Printmaking Club studio, that is, the home studio of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists. To understand fully this art movement’s perspective, one must first familiarise oneself with the Stuckism as Porn manifesto, loosely based on the original Stuckist manifesto of 1999, to which The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists had no input. In fact, the Muswell Hill group only came into existence some 9 years after the fist Stuckist manifesto was published. Heck, Edgeworth didn’t even start painting until 2005. Till then, focusing on his music career.

It has been said that Stuckism took conceptual art a step further, into being a painting. Let is also be said that The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists are taking Stuckism a further step further, into being pornography. The purest manifestation of the initial principles of Stuckism. Identifying the San Fernando Valley district as the Tate Modern of the porn world. Moreover, the porn world is the art world. The art world is a retailer of novelty furniture, like a pickled shark or unmade bed. Soho would be the pickled shark of porn and Edgeworth’s unmade bed would be the Stuckism Gallery in Shoreditch. Don’t look for it, it’s not there anymore. The unmade bed that didn’t win the Turner Prize would be the click bait sitcomy clips in the sidebars and footers of the big blue chip porn sites. These porn sites are the white wall galleries the Stuckists object to and despise (when they’re not exhibiting in them) which Edgeworth, also seemingly hypocritically, chooses as a platform for his greatest artworks. As the writer of this article, Edgeworth explains that it is the Stuckists duty to be wrong, so whatever a Stuckist does, the Stuckist is always right. This is fundamental to the Stuckist manifesto, and The Founding, Manifesto and Rules of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists published in 2009, on the centenary of the Futurists manifesto, who the Other Muswell Hill declare as being useless.

Blowjob Man by Edgeworth Johnstone – stuckism.co.uk – makes a brief appearance in Episode 1

To see the full, hour long, unedited version of Porntrait Artist of the Year – Episode 1, see Edgeworth Johnstone’s Pornhub profile, or his Official Site at edgeworthjohnstone.com (we can’t provide you with the link, as it is an adult, uncensored pornographic website.) The SFW YouTube version is below. Although even for this, you will need to unlock YouTube’s defalut age-restriction (over 18’s only).

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